2 for one.

there was a sale on at the head shop. you could buy two heads for the price of one it said. so me and a few friends decided to go up there. the heads we had were getting pretty old now, and who would we be to turn down a good sale!

mark decided to get a rather attractive head for when he was 'on the pull' as he called it. but also decided to get a charming head, for when he was with relatives. so he took his old one off and chucked it, walking out looking far more charming then before. with his 2nd purchased head in a bag under his arm.

then sarah decided she wanted an ugly head. she would never have to tell her insatiable boyfriend excuses anymore, who would want to sleep with someone with an ugly head? and making good use of the sale she also got a rather professional looking head, so that people wouldn't perceive her as a stupid girl who slept with anyone. as if we thought that anyway. looking professional as ever she exited the shop with a bag of ugly head.

i searched for ages among row after row of heads. heads for every occasion imaginable. and all 2 for the price of one. it was a good deal, no doubt about it. at first i found a head i thought i would like for when i was on a train or bus. it was one of those non-threatening-but-still-unapproachable faces. you know the ones. but then i thought it would be a waste of money, i don't use public transport that often. next i found a head that was meant to be good for sleeping. i'm not sure how the science worked behind it, but i decided against it. i was unsure.

hours passed and i still couldn't find any head or heads to replace my own. defeated, i left the shop empty handed, wondering when exactly the world became so two faced.